Like whispers in the dark

x-posted from FB

2009-12-15T06:22:54Z

Stole this from someone (can't remember who now...) because it made me laugh my ass off...
Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call Customer Service

And this is, of course, from Yahoo! cuz they have awesome stuff sometimes... (Just the title made me laugh)
Fla. woman accused of hitting man with raw steak

And THIS I just had to share cuz of how INSANE it is...
2 ppl live in 175 sq ft apt

Random links

2009-12-13T05:39:40Z

Cute puppy tries to "whistle"

Ffx Co listed #8 of best tap water. Yay Ffx Co!! (Norfolk was #64 of 100!! Eeeew...YES I do use a Brita filter!!)

Seriously?!?!?!?!?

2009-12-11T11:34:20Z

I want to know exactly how STUPID ppl are... Just got an email from the school:

"Just recently an ODU student advertised articles for sale on Craigslist. He was contacted by a perspective buyer and they made an arrangement to meet at the Shell gas station on Hampton blvd and 49th Street. The ODU student met with the buyer and the student agreed to get into the buyer’s vehicle and accompany him to his residence in Newport News. When they arrived in Newport News, the student was Robbed at gunpoint by the buyer.
Please be very cautious when dealing with people from INTERNET TRANSACTIONS, and NEVER get into someone’s car that you don’t know!!!

Detective Robert Taylor
Old Dominion University Police"

For REAL?!?!?! You're supposed to be a college student!!! That means KNOWING BETTER!!!! WTF is wrong with you, you moron??!?!?!

Stats project help

2009-11-19T01:47:42Z

(Also on Facebook as one of those Notes things...)

I'm doing this really lame project for my Stats class. I'll explain it if you're interested, but what I really need is for everyone to (PLEASE!!!) tell me which applies to you.

Note, this is specifically personal/at home use only, not what you use at/for work. Also, even if you don't ever use one or the other but have it/them and thus are (supposed to be) paying bills for it/them, it counts!

A) Cell phone only
B) Land line only
C) Cell phone and land line

Thanks!!!

[Edited: closing this now since the project's done and stuff...]

ax_s_n_amplfy @ 2009-10-26T22:02:00

2009-10-27T02:04:03Z

This situation makes me feel REAL safe about flying again, like, EVER...
NorthWest Flight flies past destination

This pissed me off...

2009-10-23T21:52:46Z

Thanks, shadow27 , for the link.

Rape is a "pre-existing condition"??

“What are we supposed to tell women [who are raped] now? Well, I guess you have a choice – you can risk your health insurance or you can risk AIDS. Go ahead and choose.”

Health insurance companies are so full of shit.

Poor doggie :(

2009-10-15T17:47:06Z

From my dad last night:

Max was in the foyer all day waiting for your return, and came into the kitchen only when I put food in his dish. Never let it be said that he doesn't miss you.

Makes me feel special but also sad. I feel awful leaving the poor guy since he so obviously enjoys my being there. :(

Neat!

2009-09-18T21:25:15Z

Monopoly game helped free POWs

Well, I thought it was interesting...

HELP!!

2009-09-18T00:39:59Z

x-posted to reach a few more ppl...

For one of my Soc classes we're doing this group experiment. We're supposed to do something "not the norm" (but not illegal!!) in public and see what the reactions are.

Professor's example: riding an elevator and not facing the doors.

Please keep in mind some ppl work real jobs so pink spikey hair or temporary facial tattoos are not options.

I NEED IDEAS!!!! :)

I'm SO moving to Canada

2009-09-08T23:28:07Z

Hi, I'm gonna have to drop out of school to get a job so I can afford the you-can't-afford-health-insurance fines. WTF? If I can't afford health insurance, how in the hell do they think I might be able to afford the fines?? GAH!!! STUPID!!!

No insurance fine?!?!?

awww

2009-08-01T02:59:08Z

Dog returns home after 9 years

Metro crash investigation

2009-06-24T22:11:18Z

Crash update

DC Metro trains collide

2009-06-22T22:51:42Z

Metro collision in NE

ax_s_n_amplfy @ 2009-06-13T10:18:00

2009-06-13T14:21:27Z

Max just got his stitches out and eye boogies cleaned off. He got most of a McDonald's hashbrown for his torture. He's still not happy (settling back down tho) but he survived. And yay!!! no more stitches!! My iced coffee is being eyed at the moment...how does he do that?? Mr mostly-blind!! AWWWW it's a MAX!!!! :)

No smiling on your driver's license!!

2009-05-27T04:15:37Z

VA among 4 states to adopt "no smiling" policy on driver's license

Ok, while I get the reason behind it, I still think it's kind of stupid...

Cool!

2009-05-05T01:18:54Z

Art Student Makes Car Disappear

ax_s_n_amplfy @ 2009-04-14T16:21:00

2009-04-14T20:22:54Z

Thanks, assholes, for telling the world lies and causing so much shit for me and my friends back in high school...

Columbine Lies

Wow....

2009-04-06T14:15:27Z

Dog survives living on island alone for 4 months

Don't think Max would make it like this one did...

Thought this was funny

2009-04-03T12:58:48Z

Woman Divorces Husband For Cleaning Too Much

ax_s_n_amplfy @ 2009-02-27T16:47:00

2009-02-27T21:48:44Z

People who are your friend unless they have a bf/gf, in which case they forget you exist, are assholes and not worth being called a "friend".

These guys are winners!!

2009-02-16T15:00:55Z

Idiot drivers

Happy new year

2009-01-01T00:10:14Z

Here's hoping that the new year doesn't suck as much ass as this one has.

Wow

2008-12-23T19:05:43Z

Lady paints car with nail polish

Had to share cuz just...wow...

ax_s_n_amplfy @ 2008-12-01T08:13:00

2008-12-01T13:13:10Z

life is all about getting your heart trampled to pieces and then dying.
that's all there is to look forward to.

My first snow in Norfolk!

2008-11-21T12:32:32Z

It's snowing!!!!! Pretty good, actually...not sticking of course (and thankfully) but it's snowing!!!